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This has got to be the most RIDICULOUS story I have ever heard.....

LisaRaye’s PR spokeswoman told the Weekly News the star (the WHO?) arrived back at the house at around 10pm after returning from a trip to the US. This, mind you, KNOWING the Premiere didn't want here there? “She’d been to IGA to get groceries (Hep me Lawd, Not IGA, Can you scream GHETTO) and was planning to cook tacos. (What in de fook? You are going to your ex's house where you know he probably has a new jump off in there to cook TACOS? Shit, why stop there, make some wings and Kool-Aid too!!! Has Lisa ever heard of a hotel? The Premiere BANNED her from the premisis... good evening) “But the security guards told her she couldn’t come in as it wasn’t her home anymore.”

An eyewitness said the actress became caught in a scuffle between the Premier and another woman during which LisaRaye received a “very large, nasty bite” to the shoulder. (I thought she never got past the gaurds.) Ministers believed to be present at the scene include Environment Minister McAllister Hanchell and Health Minister Lillian Boyce and husband Hayden. (What the hell were they having a damn sex party.... and why wasn't I invited?)

LisaRaye’s counsel Neale Coleman was summoned to the house and the actress was later treated at Myrtle Rigby Health Complex where she received painkillers and anti-infection medication (laugh, just like a lawyer... 'Bitch, go to the hospital and feign illness... it's your money and you need it NOW!). An official statement issued by LisaRaye on Thursday said an attempt had been made to prevent her entry into the marital home. “It was necessary for me to receive medical treatment for injuries suffered and in relation to those injuries I shall continue to assist the police force with its enquiries. (what the hell is "the police force.")

“Although I have always been a supportive wife even in light of the very serious allegations currently pending against the Premier, there are limits even for me. (...and obviosly for him. HE BANNED YOU FROM THE HOUSE LISA) “I continue to have the utmost respect for the people of the TCI who have always shown me kindness and support. I vow to continue my work amongst the people of the Turks and Caicos Islands. (They don't like you tho, they said so in the news reports)

“Until recently I had hoped that I would be able to continue to assist my husband during what will undoubtedly be difficult times ahead for him. I do not wish to have to add to his difficulties.” However, a statement from the Premier’s office accuses the actress, her publicist and bodyguard of assaulting a security worker and “ransacking” the property before assaulting both Mr Misick and a relative. “As the result of her assault on them both, the Premier and his sister were taken to the hospital with injuries and later released. (Damn Lynn Jeter, I didn't know you roll like that girl. Let me hire you to be my bodyguard)

“It is public knowledge that the couple has been separated for months and LisaRaye has no lawful right to be in the residence. “Her conduct last night belies her stated commitment to dissolve the marriage amicably.” Wednesday night’s fracas is the latest calamity for Premier Misick who is still facing allegations that he raped a Puerto Rican tourist in March.

A Commission of Inquiry into claims of widespread Government corruption began last month and is expected to last several months. Detective Sergeant Calvin Chase confirmed the Premier requested police assistance at his home at around 10pm on Wednesday night. “The police responded to this report and are currently carrying out investigations into the allegations of assaults,” he said. No charges had been made up to press time. Lisa has something on this dude, it's rumored he fooks anything that has a nervous system and it's also rumored there have been some serious missappropriations of government funds. It's ALSO rumored LisaRaye is not little Miss Innocent... LAWD